i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
I fucking lost it here
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
One year the ceremony misfired and the energy went into a baby named Justin Bieber
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
"i don’t have time to start reading that book" [opens 200k fic]